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什(shí )么玩意儿?天(tiān )上(shàng )有红包?我抢!雷电符?齐天大圣猴(hóu )毛?这些是什(shí )么(me )玩(wán )意儿?什么?嫦娥姐姐要(🐭)和我诉说(❔)寂寞?七(➡)仙女要试(🎀)(shì(🐽) )衣裳给(⛹)我(🧟)看?天(🉑)(tiā(📑)n )蓬(péng )元帅(🌳)……算了,我(wǒ(🧚) )不搞基!
击(🌏)杀僵尸旱(🕷)魃,千年树(⛷)妖,红(hóng )衣(🤲)邪异:爆(💼)得(♊)(dé )金(jī(🚿)n )疮(🥂)(chuāng )药一(🥌)百(🔞),回(huí )天(tiā(⏩)n )复灵丹,断(🗒)肢重生丹(🕡)。爆得万年(🐓)内功(gōng )修为,圆满级(jí )大(dà )威(wēi )天龙,圆满级(jí )金(jīn )刚不坏神功。爆得奴仆旱魃,奴仆千(qiān )年树妖,奴仆(pú )红(hóng )衣(yī )邪异。爆(🔞)得十(shí )息(🈯)不死之身(⏫),道祖法身(🏜),如(🀄)来金身(🆘),妖(👂)(yāo )祖真(👆)身(👫)。……妖(yā(📸)o )魔(mó )乱世(🌞),邪异(yì )如(🌶)(rú )林,古尘(🥓)可通过击(📱)杀敌人、(💔)妖怪、僵(🙀)(jiāng )尸(shī )爆(🤥)得(📫)宝物、(👫)武(🛷)(wǔ )功(gōng )、(👥)修为等一(🐹)切(qiē ),横推(✏)当世一切(🕙)敌。有高订(📻)两万老书《功法修改器》,欢(huān )迎阅读。
什么(me )玩(wán )意儿?天上有红包?我抢!雷电符?齐天大圣猴毛(máo )?这(zhè )些是(🥦)什么玩意(🚆)(yì )儿?什(💨)么?嫦娥(🌊)姐姐要和(🐿)我(🎎)诉说寂(📘)寞(🎊)?七仙女(💇)要试衣(yī(📚) )裳(shang )给(gěi )我(♊)看?天蓬(🤨)(péng )元(yuán )帅(🥗)……算了,我不(🐠)搞基!
我,方(🤨)正,一代(dà(🕺)i )天(🚨)(tiān )师!…(⏹)…(⚓)……迷(mí(🐻) )迷(mí )茫茫(🍂)的穿越(yuè(🈯) )者(zhě ),浑浑(💽)噩噩的俗(🦈)世人,且看他如何在(zài )这有着妖魔鬼(guǐ )怪(guài )的(de )世界挣脱枷锁(suǒ )。
“我请教一个问题,我有100万,老婆说(shuō )要付彩礼,不(🈴)(bú )给(gěi )不(🤸)(bú )嫁。现在(🥫)问(wèn )题(tí(⛺) )是钱我不(🔂)想(🧞)付,老婆(⛔)我(😨)又想要,你(🤧)们说(shuō )怎(🕝)么办?。””那(👋)(nà )说明你(📧)女朋(péng )友(🐆)(yǒu )还不够(😯)爱你,我女(🏪)朋友对我(🏍)就(🌍)特别好(🧔)(hǎ(📤)o ),刚打的胎(🌏),说(shuō )不(bú(🤕) )是(shì )我的(🔁)孩子她(tā(🌐) )不(bú )生。”“我(⛱)女朋友也是,为了帮我省(shěng )钱,跟别人走(zǒu )了(le )。“王诚心中冷(lěng )笑(xiào ),“幸好我没女朋友。”“叮!”出(chū )现实验物品:软(ruǎn )饭(📐)(fàn )指南针(🗑)。目(mù )标(biā(🌱)o ):利用软(👴)饭指南针(📰),靠(📜)吃软饭(📉)走(😝)上人生(shē(🦂)ng )巅峰……(🤕)王诚(chéng ):(🥊)“这是逼我(🥀)找(zhǎo )女(nǚ(🔎) )朋友吃软(😑)饭啊。”PS:搞(🦉)笑轻松类(📳)
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