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北(💭)(běi )海有蛟(🎠),出生有(yǒu )异象,须臾间(jiān )遨(🚞)游万里(🍓)汪(🛃)洋,掀无边巨浪,淹十(shí )方生灵(líng ),凶(🐏)焰(🕷)(yàn )滔天(🥨),惊动天庭(🥃);又挟(jiā )一海之(zhī )水,倒灌(🔠)幽(👕)冥,致鬼(🍒)哭神嚎,扰乱(luàn )地府。适逢龙(🌖)(lóng )祖巡(🗡)游(😦)(yóu )至此,以大法力将其镇(zhè(🎖)n )压,因怜其(💊)(qí )年幼(👮)无(🔨)知,且天(🏳)(tiān )赋异禀(bǐng ),故将(jiāng )其收入(💴)(rù(💕) )门下,赐(🏄)敖为姓,以渊为名。天庭(tíng )地(🌦)府慑(shè )于(♉)龙祖(zǔ )神(⏩)通,亦不做深(shēn )究。至(zhì )此,天(🏀)(tiān )下皆(🙇)知(🎧):北海敖渊,通幽入冥,覆(fù )海翻江(🍷)(jiā(🚐)ng ),逆乱(luà(🔧)n )阴阳。
她,将(😝)军府病弱(ruò )小姐,肩不(bú )能(😼)提(🐩),手不能(🥟)扛,但谁言女子(zǐ )不如男(ná(⏫)n )?等悲(🤱)(bē(📨)i )喜前尘(chén )皆成过往,他日归(📿)来,是否(fǒ(🚬)u )还能忆(🚿)(yì(🕠) )起昔日(⛲)年少轻狂?他,史书所(suǒ )载(🐼)的(🌚)大(dà )奸(🏒)大恶之人,冷血无情,心狠手(💌)辣(là ),然情(😂)(qíng )之一字(💳)(zì ),发乎内心,仅(jǐn )十一笔(bǐ(🗺) ),便叫(jià(🦄)o )人(🏪)就此沦陷。春秋几许,过客匆匆(cōng ),带(📵)来(🔦)(lái )多少(🤚)离(lí )人唏(🤾)嘘(xū ),一朝酒醒梦空(kōng ),夜寒(🌪)(há(✨)n )衾枕(zhě(🤥)n )冷。她不在的日子里,他从未(🐼)(wèi )正眼(🤩)看(👭)(kàn )过这人(rén )间。“小景……,我(🙈)……回来(🥃)(lái )了。”自(🥪)此(🤘)(cǐ ),休管(🍒)何人乱江山,他(tā )唯愿伴(bà(🎉)n )她(⭕)白首(shǒ(🎧)u ),笑此生无憾。“老爷老爷,夫人(🤓)(rén )自从怀(🚵)(huái )孕以后(🥊)(hòu )天天吃榴莲,都(dōu )快把京(Ⓜ)(jīng )城里(💞)的(🧑)(de )榴莲吃(🧘)光了!”“买,去给我买,把榴莲(liá(👡)n )树(💫)也给(gě(📍)i )我买回(huí(👵) )来。”男人低头(tóu )看着
北(běi )海(🛃)有(😃)(yǒu )蛟,出(⛽)生有异象,须臾间遨游(yóu )万(⬅)里汪(wā(📭)ng )洋(🏂),掀(xiān )无边巨(jù )浪,淹十方生(🎯)灵,凶焰(yà(🎼)n )滔天(tiā(🎿)n ),惊(🧕)动(dòng )天(🧥)庭;又挟一海之水,倒灌幽(🍬)(yō(🔂)u )冥,致(zhì(⏺) )鬼哭神(shén )嚎,扰乱地府。适逢(🏿)龙祖巡(xú(🍤)n )游至此(cǐ(🚈) ),以大(dà )法力将其镇压,因怜(🐡)其(qí )年(🎣)幼(💵)无(wú )知(🔕),且天赋异禀,故将其收入门(📠)下(📿)(xià ),赐敖(🍔)(áo )为姓,以(⌚)渊为(wéi )名。天庭地府慑(shè )于(🕯)龙(⚪)祖(zǔ )神(⛳)通(tōng ),亦不做深究。至此,天下(😆)皆(jiē )知(🏽):(😪)北(běi )海敖渊(yuān ),通幽(yōu )入冥,覆海翻江(🛤),逆乱(luà(🈂)n )阴(📷)阳(yáng )。
穿(🌏)入(rù )神话世界,成了一个小(✳)(xiǎ(😽)o )道士,每(😣)天读(dú )经,打(dǎ )坐,扫地,拜神(➖)。有一天,道(🌧)观里(lǐ )的(😳)神像(xiàng )忽然开口说了话(huà(🌿) )……
赵(🍸)(zhà(📽)o )颀不过(👘)(guò )是想去山神庙捡个漏,但(🕛)却(🔻)不想被(🔤)(bèi )神像砸(🏞)(zá )死,穿(chuān )越到了(le )南宋末年(⛺)一(👌)个傻(shǎ(🔖) )子身上(shàng )。山(shān )神显灵过的(🐐)傻子自(🍌)然(💆)不一样。面对蒙(méng )古入侵(qīn ),国土(tǔ )残(🐼)缺,近三(🔃)百(⛑)年没有(😸)雄(xióng )起过(guò )的文明(míng )故国(🛶),赵(🌖)颀发誓(🏷)要让他(tā )野蛮起(qǐ )来。“报,大(🎏)(dà )帅,蒙古(💨)大军杀过(🙆)来了!”“哈哈(hā ),好,众将听令,将(😫)本(běn )帅(🛰)的(🍑)意(yì )大(🗳)利炮(pào )推上来!”……“报,大帅(🦓),城(🐥)下(xià )蒙(✉)军首(shǒu )领(🏌)好像(xiàng )是大汗(hàn )忽必烈!”“嗯(😉)(è(💧)n ),哇哈(hā(🛴) )哈哈(hā ),太好了,把本帅的大(👈)狙抬上(🗞)(shà(🐖)ng )来,对(duì )城下喊(hǎn )话,老(lǎo )子让他先跑(🆗)四百米(🛳)…(🛹)…众儿(🐶)(ér )郎听令(lìng ),斩蒙军一人,赏(🈶)银(🧠)十(shí )两(🐙),生(shēng )擒忽必(bì )烈者,赏千金(⛎),另加赏香(💉)辣鸡腿堡(🥑)(bǎo )!”“为了香(xiāng )辣鸡腿堡,擒杀(🍿)(shā )忽必(🥓)烈(♒)(liè ),杀~~”“嗷(🎫)~
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